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Battling Galactic Sales Page Overwhelm?

Escape the Blank Page Wormhole & Board the Intergalactic Express to Complete Your Sales Page Copy in 5 Days (Warp Speed)…

Without leaving home, wearing a space suit or suffering from motion sickness!

IN A DISTANT GALAXY FROM EARTH… BATTLES OF THE WRITTEN KIND ARE LOCKED IN COPY WARS…

Species from a multitude of planets and creed are battling against the race of time to save their PayPal accounts from extinction.

The battle is real! Every day poses another threat against the deafening sound of sales crickets.

What comes natural to a copywriting pro feels like pulling teeth for the uninitiated.

And so…

SALES PAGES ACROSS GALAXIES END UP IN A BLACK HOLE!

These sales pages are raging a war they cannot win, against…

The evil thoughts of self doubt that are sabotaging success.


An invisible, strong force that pulls average sales page copy into the black abyss.

Killer sales crickets that greedily snack on the dollars that should (already) be in your bank account.

Competitors that scheme their hostile takedown of your dream client’s attention.

Sadly, amateur-type copy robs entrepreneurial misfits across galaxies of their ability to fatten their bank account.

Unless you possess strong writing skills, you’ll continue to battle against evil killer crickets! 

THE GOOD NEWS IS, A REVOLUTION IS BREWING FOR ENTREPRENEURIAL MISFITS…

WHO struggle with their writing.

WHO are not sure if their sales page has the necessary persuasive elements to sell.

WHO don’t want to pay an expert copywriter who charges thousands, but still want a successful launch.

WHO are worried about investing in an untested (cheaper) copywriter, because the stakes are too high.

WHO have waited weeks trying to craft their sales page.

WHO are frustrated because they keep turning in circles.

IMAGINE WAKING UP TO AN INBOX FULL OF SALES NOTIFICATIONS…

In just five days, you’ll have a finished sales page.

Ready to take orders and written with true to you language to be proud of.

But even more important, you’ll have a page that works… because it contains all the elements required to engage with and entice dream clients into taking action.

The hours, days and weeks of frustration and the epic battles against killer crickets will become a long lost story of your past.


Moving forward, each time you start up your computer, the joys of writing words—be it an email, a landing page or your latest sales page—will ripple across your entire universe.

INTRODUCING… THE 5-DAY CLOSED-DOORS WARP SPEED SALES PAGE COPY WORK—A—THON!

An intimate, productive, get-it-done-and-have-fun small circle for 6-10 entrepreneurs who are ready tackle their sales page, without the side effects of overwhelm, confusion, copy shame and half completion.

You get access to a locked, private FB lab where we’ll meet for daily accountability and feedback.

You get 5 daily email lessons with my secret killer sales page structure that made my clients crazy amounts of money, and prompts to complete your homework for the day.

You get 2 live ZOOM calls (on day 3 and day 5) for any burning questions you have.

You get MY PERSONAL encouragement, copy feedback and assistance.

And you’ll walk away with your sales page done, ready to take orders.

Dizziness & the experience of light headedness are possible.

Once you step aboard this non-stop voyage, you’re locked in as being 100% committed to COMPLETE this mission. No oxygen masks or parachutes can be found on board our shuttle.

As your chief copy captain I hold the secret copy code to the writing chambers on board. As we pass through space we will experience some turbulence. Rest assured, the safety of all passengers is my number one concern.

WARNING! GALACTIC WARP SPEED
SALES PAGE TRAVEL IS ADDICTIVE!

Mandatory packing list:

Tissues

Change of underwear

A positive attitude

Healthy snacks

Caffeine fuelled beverages

7-Day unrestricted Internet access pass

Minimum 4-hours of daily commitment to complete your home work

Doodle pads, coloured pens, laptop

Clarity about your dream client and their pains, fears, frustrations and wants + desires.

A killer product, an idea about the product name, clarity on what you’re selling and how it will change lives.

Testimonials, case studies, supporting statistics.

Competitor analysis or an idea of how your offer is different from others in the industry.

Hero shots, imagery, icons.

Access to Google Drive (where you’ll write your page and receive critiques for your warp speed sales page)

Merchant facility (PayPal, Stripe, etc.) because you’ll want to launch that baby pronto and make sales.

A website, because every sales page needs an online home.

Important: I will not be offering technical assistance or tech tutorials during this space mission. I suggest you have your web designer on stand-by for day 5 to give your message visual design pizzaz.

WHAT AMARA EXPERIENCED ON OUR FIRST-EVER MISSION…

Amara Hamilton is not a copywriter. Nor is she is a marketer. Amara is a soulful woman whose expertise is in feng shui and energy work. So when she joined me for the last warp speed space mission she was naturally a little concerned. Here’s what she said about the journey.

1. What was your biggest fear when it came to enrolling in the Warp Speed Sales Page space adventure?

"That I could not pull it off, it would be boring copy and the technical aspect would be overwhelming."

2. What was your experience like, working with me?

"Loved it. I felt you were available and really tried to make it work even though there is a big time difference. I felt encouraged and much more capable than I had given myself credit for. I extremely appreciated you going out of the way when I hit some turbulence and giving me extra, unexpected help and support. Loved that you surprised us with a couple of call-in opportunities, which really helped me. Appreciated the videos for guidance."

3. If you were to recommend me / this service to a friend or colleague, what would you say?

"Monika delivers and over delivers on everything she promises in her course. Her instructions are clear, and I felt encouraged to keep going. Monika is available and responsive, which is important in this kind of work. I also felt that she understood the kind of content I need for my particular program/ niche/brand, so that my end result feels authentic. I would definitely recommend her for anything having to do with writing and marketing!"

4. Was the price justified with the value you have received?

Very much so!